Is there a battler that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Coffe? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about POWC Coffe. I’m not talking about PPL Coffe either. Hell, I’m not even talking about EGL3 Coffe with the insane prediction and teambuilding skills (using dezkeh's favourite cores and being capable of using both Rapidash and Roselia in one team), equipped with his Poké Ball, a perfect avatar, representing the soon to be chief of Crimson Demons' magic clan, with Tele shiny's DNA implanted in him so he has the guts of trashtalking his opponents and still being able to play both SM and ORAS while being an expert in BW and DPPt. I'm also not talking about the Coffe who slayed both Bomber and Asuya and went into tiebreaks with the latter and King_Peppe only to lose due to a series of unfortunate events one year ago during that one DPPt tournament that we all remember. I'm talking about the Coffe that will surprise everyone by winning this entire tournament, the Coffe who's about to destroy the fan favorite Ale Duncan in his own metagame. The Coffe that uses AV Tyranitar with Stealth Rocks and wins. That's the Coffe I'm talking about. Brace yourselves, Walrein is coming.

Coffe isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and prediction skill? Coffe puts the game in another level, we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Joe breaks records, Asuya breaks records. Coffe breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

[23:54:22] +GOD MARTH: basically i was on the toilet
[23:54:24] +GOD MARTH: had my laptop on right
[23:54:30] +GOD MARTH: i was logged into smog tours watching a tournament battle
[23:54:49] +GOD MARTH: i 4got and she wanted to check some prices on an event we were going to go out to
[23:54:52] +GOD MARTH: she goes on my laptop
[23:54:56] +GOD MARTH: sees me spectating a pokemon batlte
[23:55:05] +GOD MARTH: sees im called GOD MARTH
[23:55:10] +GOD MARTH: and i just hear her laughing hard as fuck
[23:55:15] +GOD MARTH: i immediately knew what had happened
[23:55:31] +GOD MARTH: she then called me god marth for like a week
[23:55:38] +GOD MARTH: started saying shit like pikachu i choose u and shit
[23:55:39] +GOD MARTH: it rly hurt man

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